Loafed 

Someone releasing a fat shit in your mouth while you are asleep.

Guy:1 Holy shit dude someone Loafed in your mouth!
Guy:2 *Mouth full of shit gurgle squish noises*

Loafed by BigCoke January 26, 2020

loafed 

a state of ultimate laziness forcing you to waste the day away by doing nothing...at all.

I'm so loafed today, I only left my couch twice, once to get a snack and twice to shit.

loafed by minminns November 19, 2006

loafed 

To get wasted. Short for the term "meatloafed."

We're gettin loafed tonight

loafed by vinyes April 30, 2008

Loafed 

The feeling of being in the euphoria of taking any prescription drug like anti-depressants, anxiety medications, muscle relaxers, opiates or acetametophines while lounging around lifeless but straight as vuck chillin hard

"im so loafed right now my dude, those white 2mg sticks are whats god"

Loafed by Fence Patrick November 3, 2011

loafed 

To overly soil or excrete a visibly solid mass in one's pants.

Oh man! Did you see how dude totally loafed in his own pants?

loafed by Clockwork-Deity June 27, 2005

loafed 

the act of getting slapped in the face with someones' loafer.

i said that golf was lame and my grandpa loafed me in the throat.

loafed by DR.E June 4, 2009

loafed 

to be punched suddenly for an insult and or any form of disrespect.

Jerome said my mom was a fat,slimy ho, so i loafed him in the chest and gave homeboy an asthma attack.

David got loafed in his bottom lip for talkin shit.

loafed by julius October 6, 2003