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A Modwife refers to women who have embraced multi-option lives over more traditional or feminist roles, and who allow, or encourage multi-option lives for their husbands. This in contrast to feminist and traditional roles which often insists the woman or wife should set the tempo of all relationship matters and the man should simply fall into line instead of mansplaining etc. The modwife is a true libertarian within relationships.
My wife is a modwife, she actually encourages me to have as many options as she has.
Modwife by David Thomas January 24, 2020
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Call the Midwife 

A BBC period drama series about a group of nurse midwives working in the East End of London in the 1950s and 1960s
I'm chillin out and next thing I know, somebody's screaming in agony in the other room. I walk over to see what's up and I say to my lady friend "Hey! Its that show where somebody's giving birth every 5 minutes" . She says "Yup! I'm watching Call the Midwife again"
A woman that is with a male relative and it is unknown whether that man is her son or her husband. She appears too old to be his wife but too young to be his mother.
momwife by badman2041 September 17, 2010
A term used for a woman who is both her husband's wife and his mother. Coined by Mrs. Dignan, AP Literature teacher, for Iocaste in Oedipus.
"Cleetus was growing tired of his momwife. She was giving him a lot of trouble about his sister's brusband."
momwife by Regentage October 25, 2009
A person, usually a woman, who is trained to assist women in childbirth.
I'm so glad that my midwife helped me while I was in labor.
midwife by some crackhead December 30, 2005
The site that Tom DeLonge swiped from the artist Modlife (Joshua Camp) when he forgot to renew his registration.
Even though Modlife sucked as an artist, Tom DeLonge is even worse for thinking he is some kind revolutionary.
modlife by modlife July 13, 2009

The Joys of Midwife Beating 

Before you join our little club, you cannot beat midwives with impunity.

If we allow you to join and induct you, you will be granted your Totin Chip, whereby you may beat midwives with impunity. Reducing their faces to rubble and hamburger.

It's a guy thing.
The Joys of Midwife Beating make the world a sunny place!