Sharpest cookie in the barn 

used to describe someone who has made an intelligent comment or is simply very intelligent/sharp.

Gumbo: Holy crap i just performed cold fusion! And I'm only 3!!

Amazed bystander: You sir are going to be... the sharpest cookie in the barn....

Sharpest cookie in the barn by Klaustifer van shulifet July 20, 2009

Sweeping out the Pole Barn

The act of masturbation to the fullest extent, or until one cannot go any farther, which usually results in a burning sensation during the process of urination.

Dude, she stopped in the middle of us having sex and I had to sweep out the pole barn so I didn't get blue balls.

Dude, my mom caught me sweeping out the pole barn!

Sweeping out the Pole Barn by McRae and Portwood inc. December 18, 2008

Sweeping out the pole barn

According to Cory, it means jacking off.

"Last night before you came over i was sweeping out the pole barn in the shower."

Sweeping out the pole barn by K-dawg123456789 December 20, 2008

can't hit the broad side of a barn 

To have very poor aim. This hyperbolic term is usually used to denote poor marksmanship or to have very poor aim in certain activities that involve throwing something(such as certain sports).

1. While we were out hunting, Mitch was a very poor shot and couldn't even hit the broad side of a barn, and so when he ran out of ammo, he ultimately got Roy Horn'ed by the deer he kept trying to shoot dead.

2. Damn, Mark is such a mark-ass pitcher! He can't even hit the broad side of a barn, let alone strike anyone out. His pitches make even Rafael Palmeiro's erectile dysfunction reach out for a glorious grand slam!





Mark H. On Urban Dictionary since February 2004.

can't hit the broad side of a barn by Mark H March 1, 2005

can't hit the broad side of a barn 

You fuckin missed man.

Damn homie, u ain't funna hit da broad side of da barn

can't hit the broad side of a barn by tombo May 13, 2005

The Barns and Noble

Process to obtain revenge on someone who has damaged your life in a major way. First visit barns and noble's magazine section remove as many of the loose subscription cards as you can carry. Fill in the targets name address ect..rubber stamp is best. Check the boxes for 2 year subscription and bill me. Drop them in the post office drive up drop box. Do this for 100 cards once a week until you feel better. For extra credit look for depends adult diaper ads they have free samples coupons send as many of these as possible. Good luck

That bitch filled a false police report , so i gave her. The Barns and Noble.

The Barns and Noble by MaXPuFZ August 20, 2016

bumping high off the barns 

Riding around high in Amish country with the system bumping.

We're just out here bumping high off the barns.

bumping high off the barns by bigfnjess April 23, 2014