Wankout 

The only exercise these damn millennials get.

Guys who masturbate instead of actually going to the gym and working out.

Pascal: Hey bro, are you coming to the gym?

Vish: Nah sorry, I already had my wankout last night.

Wankout by pascalthesickwhan January 3, 2020

Wankouver 

A derogatory yet seemingly accurate term used to describe the Canadian city of Vancouver - a compound form of the words wanker and Vancouver.

Christine: Why have you been talking non-stop about your overstated intrinsic valuation of vintage bikes and reflecting an attitude of superiority that is clearly undeserved lately, Fred?

Fred: Ah sorry Christine, been spending too much time in Wankouver - it's kind of rubbing off.

Wankouver by lfk_ard November 25, 2011

wanknut 

Used in conjunction with Motherfucker. A term for a nut who wanks. Frequently. Often used as derogatory. However, in extreme circumstances can be a compliment.

eg 1 Dude 1: Looks like you're wasted.
Dude 2: Wank-nut. Motherfucker

eg 2 Dude 1: You're a wank-nut.
Dude 2: You ass-goblin. DIEE !!!

eg 3 Dude 1: You're a wank-nut.
Dude 2: YAAAYY ! Thanks, Cletus!You're such an ass-hat!
Dude 1: Gee, thanks !! Lets be friends!!

wanknut by Scott Williamson June 17, 2004

school walkout 

when people walk out of school to "give sympathy for the people that died at the parkland shooting", but only participate in it as an excuse out of class.

guy 1: you want to do the school walkout?
guy 2: your only participating in it so you can get out of English class, aren't you?

school walkout by tacocat6000 May 9, 2018

2 for 1 walkout 

When people realize that the restaurant/bistro they enter doesn't have the buy one meal and get another meal for free deal on. So they proceed to make up an excuse and leave the premises.

The chef, the mailman and the venue manager all had a laugh when four people walked in and couldn't get free meals so they did a 2 for 1 walkout.

2 for 1 walkout by DeeCee73 March 7, 2011

walkout 

When all seniors in a high school, on a random day (typically near the end of the school year), at a predetermined time, get up and walkout of class. For high school students, this act represents a final grand act of rebellion at their school, which they despise so much. The better of walkouts work smoothly, without the interference of school authorities, include a big parade that disruptes the school, and is followed by a "skip day" the following day and/or an ingenius prank. The sweetest part of a walkout is when teachers and school authorities attempt to stop it and students walk all over them.

At 2:45 today, our grade had a walkout which went off smoothly, disrupting the school, and tomorrow is our skip day.

walkout by Brian Cohen July 30, 2008

wackout 

to kill someone (in secret, not infront of anybody)

why would a pro brother wackout a 72 years old retired sanitarian worker

wackout by mannas April 22, 2006