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Shaloming 

The act of throwing an empty bottle of wine at a wall and shouting Shalom.
"Last night got a bit out of hand, we all ended up shaloming our bottles of wine after we had finished them"
Shaloming by hardgreaves October 20, 2013

Shaloming 

noun - Shalom
verb - Shalom, Shaloming, Shalomed,

When you can't stop talking to someone or an audience so much that you can never stay on point. Famous people especially RJs and VJs Shalom a lot on stage. Shaloming is a good idea to make friends. You get to know people. But worse when it comes to keeping friends. You can't start yapping shit, remember?

Shaloming is also when you keep adding people you don't even know through extensive stalking.
"How did the interview go?"
"I fucked it up. I was shaloming all over the place"

"What are you doing"
"Shaloming all the pretty chicks from colleges"
Shaloming by madras messiah May 24, 2016

Scalaming 

(Sca-lah-minG) is used in many circumstances and is delivered with a heavy Guido accent. The best use of this word is to substitute a hearty "Fuck you!" or "Get the Fuck outta here!" In contrast to this, Scalaming can also be used to proclaim something too sweet for words.
Hey buddy, you aren't on the list - SCALAMING!
This Pasta Vasool.... marone - SCALAMING!

"I hate you JJ and I want my CDs back and my couch and..."
"SCALAMING!"
Scalaming by NorthDadz March 19, 2010

Shaboingery 

Felonious levels of Tomfoolery. Often performed by a silly rascal, a goofy guy, a rambunctious little scallywag.
Did you hear? Troy got arrested for second-degree shaboingery, what a goober!
Shaboingery by Vertical Toast October 19, 2022

Virgin Shaming 

The act of judging or mocking someone due to their assumed lack of sexual experience. The perpetrator will normally base this assumption on the victim's personality traits or behaviors that they associate with being a virgin. The perpetrator will often do this cover up their own insecurities.
When he asked his friends how to get laid, they began virgin shaming him.
Virgin Shaming by Stepman February 18, 2020

short shaming 

No, this has nothing to do with penis length; your dirty mind would go there!

Short shaming is the act of teasing or disparaging a person because of their short stature.

It's a form of discrimination that gets the impunity that racism doesn't. Short shaming has a surprising double standard present in many women: they advocate for the body positivity of themselves and others, yet openly and shamelessly denounce short men.

It's important to remember that height is genetic and unchangeable once a man hits the approximate age of 20; discriminating against it is never a valid criticism. Short men face a lot of discrimination, so just remember to treat them with the respect that everybody deserves. Short shaming is like racism: you're discriminating against a harmless trait that someone cannot change.
Girl 1: "So how tall's your new boyfriend?"
Girl 2: "He's 5'8."
Girl 1: "Ew, it's only a friends thing, right?"
Girl 2: "Hey, quit short shaming, I love him!"