Assapanick 

The term used by the local Powhatan tribe to define a flying squirrel.
Assapanick is a mother fucking flying squirrel.

John Rolfe: "ah man, last night was crazy! Pocahontas swallowed my nuts like an Assapanick !"

Ralph Hamor: "So what now?"

John Rolfe: "I'm gonna marry that bitch!"

Assapanick by Str8ChevyChasin December 1, 2019

asspanic 

Excessive worry about one's body or appearance, especially before a social engagement.

Any frenzied hurry related to inconsequential details in one's appearance.

Realizing his white shell-toes had a fat scuff in them on the way to a date, Roland burst out in an asspanic.

In her reflection off a parked car, Sally noticed her new blouse made her boobs look small and flew into an asspanic about her job interview.

asspanic by Somnambulator September 13, 2007