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boomerates 

When all the horrible stuff you did as a kid comes back to haunt you being a boomer
To remember fun times but when your own kids boomerate you want to scream. The haunting of your past-present. Boomer-bummer. Boomerates.
boomerates by Sweet Sam January 10, 2021

pocket full of boomerangs

A skinny woman with wide pointy hips.
That woman is very pretty, however her hips look like she has a pocket full of boomerangs.

Boomerangst 

Technically, what goes around comes around. Boomerangst is he terror that the Baby Boom generation experiences at the reality of getting old; specifically the difficulty identifying their status as 'retired' or asking for any sort of 'Senior' discount. It begins at age 50 when AARP mails out a membership card and culminates in signing up for Medicare at 65.
He agonized over his increasing hair loss with his therapist, who noted 'boomerangst' in his notes
Boomerangst by Shardonnay January 26, 2014

Boomertistic 

An adjective to describe somebody with a Baby Boomer like personality.
"That woman over there is so boomertistic it annoys me."
Boomertistic by obama.com October 27, 2019

boomegate 

-verb, ( -gated, -gating)
1. to delegate a task assigned to you, back to the person who assigned it.
2. to delegate a task assigned to you, over to someone else, usually a co-worker.

Basically, to deflect and redirect responsibility for a task or job.

Derived from the words 'boomerang' and 'delegate'. Can also be used as a noun, see example 3.
1. He emailed and asked if I could finish up database transfer, so I boomegated it back to him...

2. The boss delegated me with this task, which I am now boomegating over to you...

3. "Tossing to you... you can deflect to him but my boomegate blocker is up."
boomegate by Dan Hakimzadeh January 2, 2009

Boomeritis 

Boomeritis is an illness that forces the infected to talk like old British men from the 1800’s. It can be fatal in some situations, but the worst cases tend to only cause lasting damage to the brain and how it functions.
“Kiwi has developed a bad case of boomeritis, maybe she should get some rest.”
Boomeritis by BrooklynHalo_ March 29, 2020