International Give Your Mans A Blow Job Day. If you are a girl you need to give your man a blow job. Otherwise, you will have to listen to Lilliam Pumpernickel for the rest of your life.
Joe Mama: Nigga what day is it?
Joe Mama's girl: November 1st (October 32nd) let me just get undressed first!
when you're holding up your phone and making faces at it, as though you are taking a selfie, but you're really taking a picture of the person across from you or the wall or anything else that seems interesting but you don't want to be caught dead taking a picture of.
This action is often made more convincing by wiggling the eyebrows or opening the mouth, to pretend you're trying to get a Snapchat filter to work.