Groomer's Fault

Code for "I don't know what the hell I am doing."

My mongrel pooped in the car on the way home from the groomer, but it was the Groomer's Fault because he kept my mongrel too long. Sure, I could have let him go outside before we got in the car, but I prefer blaming others for my mistakes.

Groomer's Fault by tnj629 February 3, 2022

Grover's law

Grover's law, an analogue of Godwin's law, states that whenever one Internet user accuses another of being a "sock puppet" (i.e. fake identity) without proof, the argument is over and the accuser has lost the argument.

The name of the law comes from a diagnosed paranoiac's belief that all Internet posts originated from the Sesame Street persona Grover.

UglyTroglodyte: "I suspect you are an alias of a resurrected, bionic Hitler."

Rx521: "Wrong! I invoke Godwin's and Grover's law! You lose double!"

Grover's law by Rx521 May 21, 2004

groomer's law 

the incapacity of the human to see all the places to shave/etc, when grooming. ie: being haunted by; "you missed a spot"!!

looking right at yourself in a mirror, it is groomer's law that you will 'miss a spot'!! -the one hair that can turn itself invisible or (clear-colored!) while you are looking exactly at its' "gps" point!! ('groomer's blindness'??)

jill was busting on my door as i was troubled by groomer's law

he said 'you missed a spot'! i said, -groomer's law!

only a barber/stylist comes close to beating 'groomer's law

she was so anally fastidious, she could best the groomer's law

groomer's law by michael foolsley February 3, 2010

Groomer's Dozen 

A Dozen is 12, A groomers Dozen is any number lower than that.

"Aight Charlie, how many bevs you bringing!?"

"A Groomer's Dozen"

Groomer's Dozen by mynoduesp69420 November 17, 2021

Mike's Groove 

The nickname for a series of three Phish songs sequencially: Mike's Song>I am Hydrogen>Weekapaug Groove. Can last up to an hour. Beloved by Phish fans, an excellent version can be heard at the Worcester show, 11/27/98.

7/12/91 Phish went straight from Mike's Groove into Touch Me by the Doors.

Mike's Groove by Zachée Elliée September 22, 2005

s groove

While eating out your girlfriend, the S Groove is performed by having her lay on her back, spread her legs wide, and licking from the asshole to the clit in a slow, S shaped path.

After pounding his girlfriend in the ass, Jim turned her over and performed the S Groove.

s groove by jkossatz November 9, 2008

Runner's groove

When you're running, and the song you're listening to on your Ipod is really good, so you bust a move when no one's looking.

Tony goes for his morning jog, and is listening to an upbeat pop song. When it gets to the chorus, he swerves his head from side to side, attempting the Runner's groove.

Runner's groove by outerspacegrrl July 31, 2012