Schwode

An attractive Christian woman

Dude, Abby's a Schwode

Schwode by Chumbles October 29, 2019

Schwoen 

Schwoen is a word that can mean anything and everything at anytime. Usually derogatory.

* "That guy looks real schwoeney."
* "Who wants to go down to schwoen town and get me some schwoenies?"

Schwoen by Ray Bullock September 10, 2010

schmode

n. a combination of a chode and a schmuck.
chode,schmuck

"Hey Steve, you're a schmode!"

schmode by crazy ill petr May 21, 2006

schwade

verb. to turn a finished/smoked bowl of marijuana of a slider bong upsidedown on stem and suck the ash into the bong water

Make sure that bowl is dust before you schwade it.

schwade by grat101 December 22, 2010

Schwose 

Schwose is a word functioning as the perfect description for/of anything and everything. This one and only all-inclusive word can be easily altered to act as a noun, adjective, verb, adverb or exclamatory remark.

Exclamatory Remark Example 1: "Schwose, dude! Thats freaking amazing!"

Exclamatory Remark Example 2: "Schwose! That was close!"

Noun: "Let's hop in the schwose-mobile and cruise downtown to pick up some schwose!"

Adjective: "That Israeli rooftop party was so schwose!"

Verb: "We better get schwosing or we're gonna be late..."

Aderb: "The schwosely married couple made snow angels with glee."

Schwose by Myles O'Mainnian July 22, 2017

Schwide 

A penis with an average or less than average length, but an above average girth.

Even since I've known him he's bragged about his scholng, but now that I've seen it, it's more of a schwide.

Schwide by Desdemona the Tief June 21, 2021

alter schwede 

German: Slang for "Dude!"

1: Guck dir die Wolke an! Riesig, oder?
2. Alter Schwede!
1: Ja Mann!

alter schwede by RubbelDieKatz July 10, 2017