romantic gesture

as simple as it sounds. a kiss, a passionate hug or any other act may be thought to be a romantic gesture.

- hey! what are you doing?!
- i just wanted to give you a romantic gesture.

romantic gesture by phlegmat September 22, 2005

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Romantic Gesture

A Romantic Gesture is identical to a Loving Gesture, except that in order to qualify as "romantic," it needs to be at least somewhat pointless or useless; lacking in practical function or utility.

If you wash the dishes, take out the trash, fart elsewhere, tell her you love her, go to her special events, and buy her tampons, but don't buy her flowers that will die in just days, you've never performed a single Romantic Gesture. What a dick.

Romantic Gesture by TheTed January 18, 2015

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Romantic Gesture

A true Romantic Gesture is a Wireless Mobile Phone Charger.

"He really surprised me today! He got me a Wireless Phone Charger and I knew then, it was the most romantic gesture ever!"

Romantic Gesture by TheGospelTruth October 14, 2020

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cornholio

Ruler of Lake Titicaca. Rumored to have a bunghole that gets very angry if it does not receive toilet paper. Cornholio the Great is often seen walking around with his shirt over his head and his hands in the air, chanting songs about his power, and his bunghole.

"I am Cornholio! You do not want to face the wrath of my bunghole, for I need TP!"
Butthead: Shut up, Beavis! (uh huh huh huh)
Beavis: Um, okay. (heh heh heh heh).

cornholio by AYB July 20, 2003

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