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promatic 

a word that everyone started saying after they saw that crazy commerical for family guy, on adultswim at 2 AM. really, it has no exact defintion.
1. dude! those waves were so promatic! (awesome, cool, sweet)
2. i got a D in history! my mom is going to go so promatic. (get angry, get mad)
3. the movie was promatic, and lameee! (lame, sucked)
promatic by rebecca schrader September 10, 2005

Promatize 

v. To inflict trauma before, during, after, and/or about junior or senior high school prom.
- to be the victim of such horrible trauma.
Greg: Dude, did you see Jen? Her dress tore, her boyfriend dumped her, she got caught with a flask, and her hair lost it's curls!
Dude: Yeah, she was promatized.
Promatize by Mrpianoman June 8, 2007

Progmatic 

This is the word that defines what all rock bands should be and sound like. When your band is Progmatic, it means that you are the best. Usually the singer is a tall, handsome type most likely with black or dark hair. Band members must all look good in leather and like getting their picture taken. Progmatic people have honest forthcoming personalities and keep their successes a hidden mystery.
Example 1: "Hey! Did you see that band? They are really Progmatic!"

Example 2: "That singer has a really Progmatic voice."

Example 3: "Elvis has really Progmatic sideburns."

Example 4: "Can I have a shot of Progmatic to drink with my beer?"

Promastication 

The act of eating to avoid a task, usually occuring during revision periods before exams.
Lisa gained 10kg and failed year 12 because of her promastication problem.
Promastication by Bruh That's Nasty September 7, 2016

promasticate 

to take a long time to finish a meal in order to delay getting back to work
"Don't promasticate - if you don't eat up soon, you won't get the report done by the end of today"
promasticate by junglehungry October 11, 2011