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Pounded like a rented gerbil 

"Pounded like a rented gerbil" is a phrase used to describe disastrous events- usually painful financial setbacks.

As you can imagine, rented gerbils would be the unfortunate recipients of an especially rough and vigorous pounding experience, when compared with the more tender romantic encounters of privately owned gerbils. After all, you'll be returning the poor rodent right back to the rental office tomorrow, so why bother taking good care of it?
How'd it go for me at the blackjack tables last night? I got pounded like a rented gerbil, that's how! I dropped almost two grand! Fuck... that'll teach me to gamble with money I can't afford to lose.
Related Words
runted rusted rented runked Runned Runtee Runteldat rusted root rutted Ranted

rusted root 

1) a seldom-used cock

2) the name of an awesome Pittsburgh band known for their worldly rock
Damn, I ain't got none in so long, I got a rusted root.

Huh?

Yeah, my dick is about to fall off from lack of lubrication.
rusted root by pornhorn50 January 26, 2010

Rusted Cum-Bucket

A person, mainly females, who sucks a lot of dick and gets cumm all over their face. This happens happens to them them a lot making them "rusted", therefore bringing the name rusted cum-bucket.
David: "Damn I heard that girl over there has been jizzed on hella times."
Ludin: "I know shes a real rusted cum-bucket!"
Rusted Cum-Bucket by Ortizey June 3, 2009

Beat it like a rented mule 

To beat someone, as you would a mule that did not belong to you. Without hesitancey.
Bitch, I'm gonna beat you like a rented Mule.
Beat it like a rented mule by Philip September 12, 2003

Runteldat 

Runteldat by spriteboy March 19, 2004

Rented Mule 

1- Any mule that is only available for a limited time;
2- Any person taking a particularly auspicious beating.
I will beat you like a rented mule.
Rented Mule by Matt Amazo January 18, 2008