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A boner aquired while sleeping. A sleep boner.
Guy 1: Hey man I had such a sloner last night
Guy 2: Why man what were you dreaming about?
Guy 1: Your mom dawg.
Sloner by The D Murf February 8, 2009
Related Words
Sloner stoner stoner boner sooner soner slone sponer sconer sloper sloaner
A crooked boner usually caused by seeing someone who is between crust lord and hot
That fat chick gave me a sloner.
Sloner by Creepeon_Films May 5, 2019
A supporter of The Great Slone. Commonly used about the three members of ’Slone and the Sloners.’
A: Hey man, have you heard about 'Slone and the Sloners'?

B: yeah, they're pretty awesome. I wish we could be part of their group.

A: I don't think were cool enough.
B: You're probably right, let's stay in Djøfstortion.
Sloner by Lumumbakongen November 10, 2017
a girl that’s way too advanced for her age. She’s addicted to nic and gets stoned too often. On weekends she’s the life of the party but on weekdays she’s secluded to her strict parents and getting the baked alone crying to her music.
Yo dude, do you think we could score some weed from the sloner girl?
Yeah man, she’s chill
Sloner by Maryjane.iv:xx October 15, 2019

The sooner we get to it; the sooner we’ll get through it. 

The sooner we get to it; the sooner we’ll get through it. — A faux positive statement to lighten a heinous situation that will stick with you for the rest of your life.
1) Police homicide photographer documenting the scene of a mass shooting at an American high school:

Well let’s go: The sooner we get to it; the sooner we’ll get through it.

2) Family cleaning out a closet after the death of a loved one:

Well let’s go: The sooner we get to it; the sooner we’ll get through it.

3) An American citizen voting for president in the 2024 election that will determine the destiny of our democracy:

Well let’s go: The sooner we get to it; the sooner we’ll get through it.

This and other techniques like this are taught in cults and at Harvard University. No, I’m not kidding Harvard has a Hap-y-ness Studies Program. It’s designed to control populations and foment political overthrow. They’d “like to teach the world to sing — in perfect harmony.”

See Mad Men series Finale.

And shudder.

Stoner Vibe

Putting out POSITIVE ENERGY, LAUGHTER, going with the flow, good MUSIC, CANNABIS represented somewhere, insense smell, 420 and 710 are essential. Probably HIGH🔥💨
Cheech and Chong give off a comedy Stoner Vibe!
Snoop Dogg has an easy going Stoner Vibe.
The movie Pineapple Express has a funny Stoner Vibe .
Stoner Vibe by ClassicRonnie February 17, 2019