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to be slaped in face with vagina

often in the state virginia
when your in virginia and your best friend gets mad at you for stealing her boyfriend so she slaps you in the face with her vagina. she vlaps you.
vlap by billy pill June 10, 2009
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Vlap is Vlap. No need to expand.
U saw Timothy riding his skateboard? He was doing some Vlap shit!

When your friend won’t stop talking about boiled eggs “can you stop being such a Vlap?”
Vlap by Green apes on tour September 13, 2023
A fart that goes up the front and through the vagina lips. Not to be confused with a queef.
Her ass was so stuck to the leather seat that the fart had nowhere to go...she ripped a massive vlapper!
vlapper by sooksy July 27, 2014

Vlapping 

when you slap the lips of the vagina
Frank: i was vlapping maria so hard last night
Matt: i seriously doubt that
Vlapping by gary come home October 9, 2018

Stealthie 

when you're holding up your phone and making faces at it, as though you are taking a selfie, but you're really taking a picture of the person across from you or the wall or anything else that seems interesting but you don't want to be caught dead taking a picture of.

This action is often made more convincing by wiggling the eyebrows or opening the mouth, to pretend you're trying to get a Snapchat filter to work.
FRIEND A: "Did you just take a stealthie of me?"

FRIEND B (turning phone around): "no I was just using snapchat's new filter, see?"
Stealthie by gwenhyfar October 2, 2016
Word of the Day on May 25, 2026

Summer Teeth 

When someone has a lot of missing teeth.
Mannn, that dude has summer teeth!
What do you mean?
Summer here, summer there...
Summer Teeth by BeckPot August 2, 2012
Word of the Day on May 24, 2026