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promoted to customer 

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slang among retail workers for being fired.
You are about to be promoted to customer.
promoted to customer by slipsheet June 25, 2006
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Promate • promateur • Primate • prompter • promatic • promote • promoter • Pronate • Primate Special • probate

Promatize 

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v. To inflict trauma before, during, after, and/or about junior or senior high school prom.
- to be the victim of such horrible trauma.
Greg: Dude, did you see Jen? Her dress tore, her boyfriend dumped her, she got caught with a flask, and her hair lost it's curls!
Dude: Yeah, she was promatized.
Promatize by Mrpianoman June 8, 2007
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promasterbate 

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v. Killing time by masterbating
"Instead of doing homework, I went online and promasterbated."
promasterbate by tencia beast February 18, 2008
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disciplining the primate

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Male masturbation. A more respectable derivative of "spanking the monkey".
Larry was late to work today because he was up all night watching Cinemax and disciplining the primate.
disciplining the primate by SB17 August 29, 2006
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Rapidly Promoted Executive 

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An ending in the Henry Stickmin game: Infiltrating the Airship where you break into the airship and become the leader of the villanous Toppat Clan.
A: What's your favourite Infiltrating the Airship rank?
B:Rapidly Promoted Executive!
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Promote your YouTube video here 

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That ad you now see under every definition. Let's face it. 100,000 impressions for $100? Nobody will obviously watch it.
Wow, Urban Dictionary is now doing YouTube promotions. All you do now is click Promote your YouTube video here, choose a video, link your YouTube account, and bam.
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