techiot 

Someone who is just an idiot when it comes to technology

That guy is such a techiot he couldn't even write basic script

techiot by techiot_1 October 1, 2019

Technotard 

A person who has a significant conceptual, behavioral, or intellectual impairment that makes it impossible for them to understand or use even the most rudimentary of electronic devices.

Jack can't even program his remote control or the speed dial in his cell phone--what a technotard!

Technotard by Phuqit October 9, 2006

TechiTeens 

A completely Teenager founded and run company. A group of TechiTeen's working under the common name of TechiTeens' to fix the world's computer problems.


TechiTeens expansive network of teenage professionals that ensure computer support is never far away.

Man: My computer is as slow as a kia
Women: Call TechiTeens!

TechiTeens by Cheetuh088 March 8, 2009

Technotariat 

A collective noun describing automata, both hardware and software, which displace the traditional productive roles of the proletariat. In other words: Robots which take people's jobs.

In ways Marx couldn't have imagined, a technotariat of hardware and software are taking the jobs of more and more people today.

Technotariat by zyzzogeton January 6, 2015

technotwt 

Technotwt is a subtwt im mcyttwt for are fans of popular youtuber Technoblade. They tweet “I miss Technoblade” at least once everyday. And they also get very, VERY excited whenever they get even a CRUMB of techno content

A lot of people used to find technotwt scary but they’ve realized that the only thing they do is cry over missing Technoblade.

technotwt by technotwt December 29, 2020

TECHNOTRONICS 

IT IS A SIMPLE WORD THAT COMBINES ALL ELECTRICAL INSTRUMENTS THAT PRODUCE SOUND IN THE FORM OF MUSIC

TECHNOTRONICS ARE ANY RADIO, MP3 PLAYER, & IPOD

TECHNOTRONICS by MOMMY3 July 17, 2009

Auto Technotic Asphyxiation 

Masturbating while strangulating oneself with a USB cable, a mouse wire, or an iPod earphone cord.

"Did you hear about Bill? They found him dead in a hotel room with his iPod cord around his neck. Called it "Auto Technotic Asphyxiation. I suppose the irony is that he was listening to Air Supply at the time."

Auto Technotic Asphyxiation by angryguntotingmeateater August 26, 2009