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flatwashing 

1. When a female character in any work of fiction who, in previous works, had very large bosoms is suddenly made to have much smaller ones in newer works. Generally associated with video games.

2. Catch all term to describe the attempts of feminists and other social justice interested groups to manipulate entertainment media into removing sexual content.
Example 1: Tifa Lockhart, Lara Croft, and Sonya Blade have all been flatwashed.

Example 2: Feminists argue that the slave leia scene from starwars should be edited or removed because of misogynistic content. This is an example of the second definition of flatwashing.
flatwashing by Dingledorgle September 26, 2019
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flacashing 

He came to the poker table, flacashing before he even sat down.

Nobody likes going out with him, he be flacashing way to much.
flacashing by Jongila March 13, 2023

FatWashington 

Marijuana or a large well rolled joint in particular
Have you been smokin the fatwashington?

Flatwaring 

A sexual position used in a gay orgy. When all men lay one on top of another, like plates in a cabinet.
"Wow, that flatwaring party we went to made me cum so hard!"
Flatwaring by VaginaBaconKittens December 3, 2013

flatfishing 

someone on a dating website that puts oranges in their bra to disguise the fact they're flat . Also works with someone stuffing pillows down their trousers
whats that? how is my dating website account going?well,actually, a lot of people have been flatfishing me.

Flywashing 

When someone holds such a strong contempt for birds that they cannot bring themselves to accept their animal identities anymore, instead regarding them as "flying creatures".
Wizard: Those damn flying creatures are always waking me up early.

Ornithologist: They're birds, Wizard, stop flywashing them.
Flywashing by Dabvolver November 3, 2020

Flatwalling 

When someone prevents you from doing something either physically or metaphorically from going any further with your intended endeavours or intentions.
E.g. 1. Yeah, she really wanted that Saturday Job at the Ice Cream Parlour but then her Parents flatwalled her by grounding her on the day of her interview just so she couldn't get the Job - unbelievable!
E.g. 2. Without her parents signing her grant form she won't be able to go to University and they won't do it because they don't want her to go. However, she's smart so she'll find a way around that flatwalling.
Flatwalling by creality February 14, 2022