brojocula

North Jersey , Italian slang for pussy.

Let’s go to Hoboken and get some brojocula

brojocula by QBwMono September 13, 2019

Broticulation 

A bro's art of articulating an idea amongst other bros. Often the concept will be misunderstood by non-bros due to a misbrommunication on their part, however, the bro himself is never accountable for a lack of clarity when broticulating.

Brent- "Yo Chad, I saw this awesome truck today, it had like these big things at the front and all this other awesome stuff at the back"
Chad- "Wow bro I totally get what you mean on account of your excellent broticulation".

Broticulation by Bro-EE3 November 25, 2009

brotacular

An amalgamation of bro and spectacular, refering specifically to the special way in which a bro is performing said duties. This creates a hierarchy which differentiates between the average bro and the accentuated BROoooh (sometimes refered to in certain regions as Dudebros) Usually the cause celebre for such an action requires an extreme level of broness exhibited and results in the immediate promotion of the bro to a higher, exalted level of bros known as brodom. For something to have been acknowledged as brotacular, the incident must involve the use of the word 'bro' at least 100 times, and a panel of bros must all come to a brocision in order for the event to be recognized.

Bro Judge #1: Well my bros, i've never seen such dedication to the cause of 'broing' in my entire life.
Bro Judge #2: SImply incredible. I never thought i'd hear the glorious word used more than 100 times in one sentence. Simply Brotacular.
Bro Judge #3: Send him the standard issue birkenstocks and polo t's. One of the best displays of brocabulary i've ever seen. *raises his glass*
All: ANOTHER BRO!

brotacular by His Broness January 24, 2008

Booboculars

1) Noun: The term used for small people (generally adult dwarfs) who's eyes meet the breasts of a woman. In other words, when a man's eyes are perpendicular to a woman's nipples - which, when erect, could result in blindness.

2) Noun: The term used for the binoculars that a peeping tom uses for the activity of looking at a woman's breasts from afar.

1) She was so tall against me it was like I was wearing a pair of booboculars!

2) I looked across the road and saw a man in the bush with a pair of booboculars in his hands!

Booboculars by DwidgetDave December 20, 2010

Bronoculars

Binoculars used to see your bros from afar.
A simple combination of bro+binoculars.

Hey man, I think I see Troy across the stadium. Let me see your bronoculars to check if its him!

Bronoculars by DEZDED April 26, 2011

Brojaculation 

When a man achieves such an intense broner, he ejaculates. All instances of brojaculation occur when two or more men are doing or viewing something incredibly manly together. This is the most extreme form of bromance, typically only achieved when the guilty party member is, in fact, homosexual.

Typically followed up with:

"Ahh man, now you're all wet!"

or, "Dude, lick that shit dry!"

Potentially Gay Party Member: "Watching A-Rod hit that homer caused me to achieve brojaculation!"

Obviously Straight Friend: "I only achieved a half mast broner."

PGPM: "Oh yeah, me too! I was just kidding *shifty eyes*

OBF: "Sure you were Enrique, sure you were. I think I'm gonna go like sleep on my back with like 5 pairs of tight/impenetrable underwear "

Brojaculation by Their Pseudonym November 25, 2009

bronoculars

What your eyes become when you are either looking for bros or are yourself a bro.

"We'll just use our bronoculars to scope out the joint for potential suitors."

bronoculars by molever April 4, 2009