Gomer's Pile 

Gomer's Pile is what Sgt. Carter found in the toilet.

Sgt. Carter: Corporal Boyle, do you know what I seen in the latrine?
Corp. Boyle: What's that, Vince?
Sgt. Carter: Gomer's Pile! Pileeeeeeeee!

Gomer's Pile by jump the shark December 28, 2011

Gamer's Bladder 

Being able to hold your pee for long periods of time.

Gamer's usually hold it through a whole game then go to the bathroom.

John hasn't gone to the bathroom for like a 4 hours.

Dude, John has a gamer's bladder.

Gamer's Bladder by Omgitsallama May 16, 2010

Gamer's Wrist 

When your wrist becomes sore from holding of video game controllers brought on by playing video games during most of your waking hours for several days straight. Signs of Gamer's Wrist are pain in outer-wrist joint while moving, grabbing or lifting and loss of strength. Usually mistaken for or stereotyped as Masturbator's Cramp which is entirely different or carpal tunnel syndrome which is a pain and stiffness on the inside of the hand caused by online games.

Especially severe in games which require a lot of clicking and tapping of buttons. Takes around 3 to 9 days to completely heal with moderate gaming. Gaming for more than 3 hours a day during may prolong the healing process. Treat with tiger balm or mineral ice type remedies. A wrist bandage may help but will increase stiffness if kept on overnight.

"ugh...my wrist."

"Been Masturbating?

"No, it's Gamer's Wrist."

Gamer's Wrist by DesPERRYado April 21, 2005

gamer's keyboard 

a keyboard that has some or all of the letters missing due to heavy gaming. the most commonly worn-away letters are w,a,s and d since they are the default keys for movement. r (reload), too, is often missing.

you will find that your gamer's keyboard soon loses its 'f' key after a few nights of doom3 in the dark.

gamer's keyboard by darkslyde July 6, 2007

Gamer's Headache 

A mild headache experienced from extensive periods of gaming. Sometimes associated with sore eyes.

Ethan got a gamer's headache from playing Fable II for two days straight.

Gamer's Headache by WittyFoxman June 12, 2009

gamer's remorse 

The creepy, inexplicable feeling of guilt at having wasted solid days of free time playing a computer game, despite having enjoyed every minute of it.
The feeling is increased if the wasted day was sunny.

When Tomoko's alarm woke her for work she felt a pang of gamer's remorse, remembering her 12 hour Pokemon binge the previous day.

gamer's remorse by tomoko watanabe May 23, 2011

Gamer's Sweat 

Occurs because of two main reasons:
1: An intense Team Deathmatch is going down causing your pits to become wet and soggy.
2: That camping noob has pissed you off to the point your rage has heated your body and caused you to perspire.

After 3 hours of "intense battle"

Gamer 1: Ah man, that was close. Can't believe we won it.

Gamer 2: Yeah. All right I think I'm gonna get off Live for a while. *stands up and looks at his arm pits*

Oh shit dude, I got some real Gamer's sweat!

Gamer 1: Yeah, me too.

Gamer's Sweat by Terse November 11, 2012