shipless 

two people that will never meet because the closer one comes the more the other retreats. making for a fun life-long game with zero results, zero reality, zero responsibility. Yay!

"hey, Phil! Its Judy. Wanna meet for lunch?"
either no reply or "excuse me, who are you?"

"Baby, i'll care for you, i'll provide for you, i'd even wipe your wrinkled ass when we're old"
"You're scaring me, you wanna cage me in?"

"Phil said he would never ask Judy out"
"Thats funny coz Judy said the same thing about Phil"
"God they're so shipless"

shipless by Krkič August 12, 2019

shitless 

1. adj. a state of being, during which one is without fecies

2. adj. used as an expression "scared shitless," referring to being frightened so badly as to cause the spasming of one's sphincter muscles, causing the bowels to release and resulting in the defacation of one's pants.

Antonym: 'Full of shit"

I took so many laxatives last night that I'm currently shitless

During that entire movie I was scared shitless!

shitless by Rachel Woodhouse December 3, 2006

shitless layabout 

A lazy person who spends an overwhelming majority of his/her time being unproductive.

I can't believe that Jim skipped another interview to play video games. What a shitless layabout.

shitless layabout by Harmon Smoothberger March 21, 2016

scared shitless 

it's when you scare someone to such an extent, you scare the shit out of them, at times causing them to excrement all over the vicinity

last time i was scared shitless, it took me 20 minutes to clean up the mess.

scared shitless by otto dealer March 6, 2008

bored shitless 

Recurring symptom from a 9-5 office job. Affected employees find themselves mindlessly wandering to the bathroom, only to sit dumbfounded on the toilet as nothing comes out.

Employee 1: Dude, are you okay? You're going to the bathroom a lot.

Employee 2: Don't worry, it's safe in there. I'm just bored shitless.

bored shitless by credmond12 August 3, 2012

bored shitless 

A way of describing your boredom, bored shitless implies that you are REALLY REALLY bored, and have probably been for some time to have started to say "bored shitless".

I'm bored shitless so I'm correcting this words deffinition.

bored shitless by TrisBored January 6, 2008

Scared Shitless 

Being seriously scared almost to the point of shitting yourself!!!

I was scared shitless during The Shining!!!

Scared Shitless by Yumpotjie August 10, 2018