Scrumpty

A very good looking person you wouldn't mind having relations with. Someone who is "Scrumptious".

from Scrumptious, meaning tasty or delicious.

Scrumpt-ee-ous, Scrumptyous, Scrumpty

"I was driving down the road and saw a chick who was totally scrumptious. She was scrumpty."

"OMG that guy at the bar was Scrumptyous. He was a Scrumpty."

Scrumpty by mattanaw July 22, 2021

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scrumpty

A word used mostly in the South-West England to describe someone who is a Numpty (a bit dopey/silly), but also very attractive and loveable.

i.e. Scrumptious + Numpty = Scrumpty.

The word also sounds very much like an English South West type of cider: Scrumpy.

After trying to impress Joan, Paul managed to make a bit of a fool of himself.

Joan to a friend: "Ah, he might be a bit dopey, but he's definitely gorgeous."
Friend: "A Scrumpty then."
Joan: "Yeah."

scrumpty by Martha Bean November 10, 2008

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Scrumpty

After trying to impress Joan, Paul managed to make a bit of a fool of himself.

Joan to a friend: "Ah, he might be a bit dopey, but he's definitely gorgeous."
Friend: "A Scrumpty then."
Joan: "Yeah."

Scrumpty by Martha Bean November 16, 2006

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Scrumpty

The act where a man shoots his load of semen into a bowl, then dips scrotum in said bowl, and uses his testicles as a paint brush on his partners face, creating the ‘scrumpty.’

I’m bouta put a Scrumpty on this nigga’s face.

Scrumpty by infinitegoals March 25, 2024