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fecal lucidity

The ability to concentrate that is regained upon moving one's bowels.
Jim got home from work to Cindy's litany of how badly the kids were behaving, but fortunately for them, they were in luck. Jim could not concentrate on a single word with the turtle head poking out. Once he was done dumping he achieved a level of unmatched fecal lucidity.
"So," sighed Jim deeply, walking out of the bathroom, "Anything interesting happen today?"
fecal lucidity by Wisk January 31, 2008
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Is Lucid Crying? 

A famous phrase said by some 14 year old British kid to the youtuber iamlucid when he ddosed him.
A Psychic Flying Pokemon. It is the 249th Pokemon in the National PokeDex.
Ash: Hey, its a Pokemon. Lets see what Dexter(PokeDex) gotto say.

Dex: Lugia. A psychic flying Pokemon. Its psychic powers allows it to communicate with humans. No further nformations available.

Ash: Huh? Whatever it is, I gotto catch this Pokemon. I choose you! Goooo...Pikachu!
Lugia by Lugiamcg December 13, 2009
The word, or name, was created in El Salvador during the mid 20th century. Meanings include:
1. Describing a kindhearted person
2.Forgiving
As mentioned above it is also used as a name for girls.
Jessica is such a lubidia for dealing with that jackass so nicely.
Lubidia by Salsal25 February 12, 2019

Salty lugi 

To blow your load into your partner's nose then she/he snorts it up their nostril. It will then make it's way in their mouth acting like a lugi.
As I was about to blow my load in her mouth, I pulled out and shot it up her nose to give her a salty lugi.
Salty lugi by Furious hitman69 October 24, 2019

lucid dream

A lucid dream is an extremely vivid dream. in a lucid dream you are aware that you are dreaming. you can train yourself to do reality checks throughout the day so it gets cemented into your subconscious. this way you will do reality checks in your dream to see if you are actually dreaming. this is a way to become lucid. common reality checks include holding your nose shut and looking at a digital clock. this is because in your dreams you can still breath if you hold your nose shut, and numbers are disordered commonly. once you are lucid you have the power to do whatever you want. fly, make things appear, make things disappear, or change locations...the list is endless.
Guy: heyyyy girl i had a fun type in your bed last night
Girl: EXCUSE ME!!
Guy: What! you liked it in my lucid dream!
lucid dream by D towns best April 5, 2008