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Schloppy 

(N, ADJ, V)- A universal term that is properly pronounced in a high pitched nasally voice. It can be used as a greeting and is generally applicable in most settings. It is commonly implemented when individuals try to cheat, steal, or are overly promiscuous. The term can also be used in substitutionary means of any rhyming equivalent (Alliteration is best): ie. "Stop, Schlopp, and Roll"
Origins: The term began as the name of a Super Smash Bros character that always lost every game in memeable fashion. Later in its history, the word soared in popularity in the town of Walnutport PA where it was used as a Snapchat caption over a selfie with the distortion filter.
Synonyms: Greasy, Slippery, Shady
"David is trying to schlopp those people into believing pierogies are not commonly served in restaurants."
"I accidentally schlopped Keelea with her 15lb weighted blanket last night."
"Did you know the Algonquins are the ancient ancestors to schloppy."
"Doris is significantly schloppier than Theresa in every conceivable way."
"Austin Grey II: Schlopping down the Slopes is my favorite movie."

schloppy boobs 

The inevitably sad, visual and physical derangement, that the ravages of time and the relentless effect of gravity impart to the otherwise youthful, buxom, robust condition that is the female bosom.
Oh, ho-lee-shit!! I haven's seen that rack since college; back then it was worthy, full and fun...now the bitch just has a sad set of schloppy boobs! WTF, get some fuckin surgery or something...
schloppy boobs by YAWA July 9, 2017
Something out of this world amazing, originally in the description of good oral sex, but can be applied as seen fit. Closely resembling the word “sloppy” but better because it should be said emphasizing the “sh” sound.

Most commonly referred to as “shloppy top”
“Man I heard that Harry got some shloppy top in the school parking lot.”

“She gives the shloppiest head in school, it sounds like someone trying to unclog a toilet“

It’s too bad John’s girl doesn’t give him any shloppy top
Shloppy by Nickynascar April 7, 2018

Schloppy Top 

To get Brains, crazy messy head. I messy sloppy Blow Job.
I checked that G last night and she gave me some schloppy top.
Schloppy Top by Schloppy Top January 16, 2015

shloppy seconds 

A girl giving one lucky man a shloppy BJ two times within a 15-20 minute maximum time period after the first one.
g ass kid 1. yo tht bitch gave me shloppy seconds the other day
g ass kid 2. Not now chief I'm in the fucking zone
shloppy seconds by Brandon Pin February 26, 2008

Shloppy Shannons 

Worse than "sloppy seconds"

a. when the girl uses a second partner to get back at the first and has no feelings for the second.

b. when a girl has sex with a good friend/roomate of the first partner

c. the girl a friend gets to have his way with after the more attractive friend is done.
"Dude, my roomate is in my room having sex with my shloppy shannons, yeah... I just banged her a few days ago and he's swimming in my cum."
Shloppy Shannons by Tha DrewLife January 21, 2006