Skip to main content
Piece of shit boy who trys to be a man.
Claims to pick up on the lady folk and says that he is a real "Rico Suave". He is the real queer boy who cannot get close to girls. He just tries to show off in front of his friends, but has no skills picken up the ladies. He is afraid of every race not to his own, because they all slam him because of his small pee pee. He must be from Viet...
samol by sam April 3, 2004

Samoan Splash 

When you dive head first into a pit with all the hottest Instagram models
Would you rather do a Samoan Splash or teleport your tongue into any big booty ho’s booty
Samoan Splash by cadenhuckleberry February 10, 2020
Related Words

Samoan Splash 

Diving headfirst into a pit full of the world's hottest Instagram models.
Someone is gonna end up in a hospital, but whatever. (Samoan Splashes into the pit full of the world's hottest Instagram models.
Samoan Splash by Cookees February 10, 2020

Dan Samiljan Rule 

Pronunciation: Dan Sameelyan Rool Any policy or technology used by a website or other organization designed to prevent users from changing information previously entered (typically personal information).

So named for Dan Samiljan, who as a piece of web-based performance art changed his listed birthday to the current date for 43 days in a row on facebook, before facebook administrators caught on and implemented restrictions requiring him and anyone else from that point on to explain why they want to change their birthday.
"After my girlfriend threw a flipped her wig at me for posting the wrong anniversary date, I tried to go back and change it. Apparently the site has got some kind of Dan Samiljan rule though, and it wouldn't let me change it.
Dan Samiljan Rule by Mak Leto February 4, 2010
Samela is a pretty girl who is loving,kind and helpful.She is an amazing friend and could never let u down. She has light brown hair with a nice smile. She is lovely to everyone and she loves her friends
Heyyy samela
samela by Riverdaleeee June 29, 2018

samblanket

A samblanket is a person who will often deceive you and/or pretend to be your friend when they are really your enemy and have something against you.
1. I often wonder if Jaron is a samblanket.
2. They samblanket who sent me those threatening messages is among us right now.
samblanket by Grandfather Clock April 13, 2015

Samoan Bath Towel

(v) The act of shitting in a bath towel and stuffing it in the linen closet. Performed at a party to which you were not invited but are too drunk to leave.

(n) A towel that has been shat in and stuffed into the linen closet.
Sole: Did you about Tau on Friday night?

Junior: What happened?

Sole: He crashed some Palagis party and left them a Samoan Bath Towel.
Samoan Bath Towel by fmitga July 19, 2011