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Indextrous 

Derived from 'Index' and 'Ambidextrous', describing:

a) someone who is very smart or intelligent.

b) someone who comes up with an ingenious plan that requires several steps, hence an index;

c) someone who is very handy using indexes or on-screen menus.
a) 'You're very indextrous'.

b) 'Did you see the sales forecast for next quarter? It's totally indextrous'.

c) 'Wow, you programmed the PVR? You're so indextrous'.
Indextrous by QubeDesign March 2, 2010
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Stroke-idextrous 

Able to masturbate with both hands equally well
Johnny is stroke-idextrous he can jerk off with both hands without missing a stroke

Indestrustable 

A person who is neither able to be destroyed or trusted.
Be careful, those guys are indestrustable....
Indestrustable by b.radx7 January 2, 2011

indecorously

To make mints from your arsehole
He indecorously decorated the Christmas dinner table after 8
indecorously by Gorgonbreath November 30, 2017

Sindextrous 

A person who consciously trained both hands to near-equal skill without being born this way. Unlike natural ambidexters, sindextrous individuals retain their brain's dominant hemisphere (usually left for language).
After six months of training and practicing with their non-dominant hand, the person has become sindextrous: their right hand remains dominant, but their left hand can now perform almost all the same tasks at a near-equal level.
Sindextrous by Hamerc August 3, 2025

breatharian 

One whos diet consists of air, light, and prana, with a possible sip of water now and then.
The breatharian has air, light, and prana for food.
breatharian by leena gabor November 8, 2005
Word of the Day on June 3, 2026

A Booger In The Nose Of Progress 

Anything that impedes or otherwise interferes with a process going forward.
"Militarily, that inquest was a booger in the nose of progress."

or

"As far as human rights are concerned, this political infighting is a booger in the nose of progress."
Word of the Day on June 2, 2026