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An acronym for the victorian certificate of attempted learning.

This can also be used as a derogatory term in replacement of any indecent language.
Vcal! Why is this wrong?

I need to take a vcal.

Why the vcal are you doing that Beth?

Beth, you are pure vcal.
Related Words

Vcal king 

The guy who runs the school and is a fucking legend. Also is the ruler of vcal
Tom Reekie is the VCAL king. He is an absolute legend
Vcal king by Astro woman March 14, 2021
A cool tiktoker that makes roblox videos. He’s got over 100K!!!
vcalbxn is awesome
vcalbxn by calbxn January 28, 2021
Spidey sense for evading poop on the street, canine or otherwise.
When walking in NYC or LA, you need shitdar.
Shitdar by Sickomonster June 3, 2026
Word of the Day on June 6, 2026

Shackteâu

A Shackteau is a humble, weather-beaten, structurally questionable shelter located in a spectacular or highly coveted place—Wales, Jackson Hole, Sun Valley, Crested Butte, coastal Maine, the Alps—where the building itself may be worth almost nothing, but the dirt, view, access, and mythology make it absurdly valuable.
In use:
Shackteâu - We thought it was an abandoned shed until the realtor called it a rare alpine Shackteâu with unobstructed views and listed it for $2 million.
Shackteâu by ez-dog June 4, 2026
Word of the Day on June 5, 2026
Sonion comes from a GIF that is a mix of the word son and onion ( if you use this slang you like dih)
Man 1 says "I drank last night I need a break" Man 2 "Sonion"
Sonion by popularloner67 March 11, 2026
Word of the Day on June 4, 2026