Crayonism 

The practice of worshiping crayons.

Hey, what's with all the crayons?

I practice crayonism.

Crayonism by Nulzek April 4, 2010

Crayonism 

The holy religion of crayons, specifically crayola

Vexx is in the religion of Crayonism, she is too far gone!

Crayonism by Vexx_Blackheart March 12, 2020

break your crayons

Make you very upset or sad, or ruin your whole day.

"Dude, don't worry about him, he's just tryin' to break your crayons. Just let it slide."

break your crayons by Irish Dave April 21, 2007

Zen Carsonism 

Accomplishment of something through inactivity

Getting mugged, but then the guy gets arrested. “I knew it would work out in the end because of Zen Carsonism.”

Zen Carsonism by Aress Carol Emjee January 8, 2019

carsonism 

The belief and worship of Carson and his holy beliefs.

I believe in carsonism.

carsonism by Aress Carol Emjee August 20, 2018

break my crayons 

causing someone grief for an unjustified reason

Should someone stand in front of the TV during the final moments of a big game would be an obvious attempt to break your crayons.

"Dude, why do you have to break my crayons all the time?"

break my crayons by Paul Kemp July 12, 2007

Crayonista 

One who performs strategic transport planning with a box of coloured crayons/pens, using them to draw lines on a map, without thinking through the implications.

"He thought of a way of linking two train lines together without any thought of how it could be achieved. He is such a Crayonista"

Crayonista by The Ploughman July 28, 2018