A chosen cousin; One who is as close to you as a cousin or sibling, sometimes closer; A part of one's chosen family; Someone you love as much as your own family!
Your cousin, usually older than you, who smokes a lot of weed. If you don't have an older brother, it is likely that your weed cousin introduced you to smoking, and that he probably did it too early. Depending on geographical relation, a high-schooler may find himself at his weed cousin's house as often as once a month, and it is common to procure cannabis from the weed cousin until one's own supply becomes secure. Usually the son of a vodka aunt.
A Handsome sexy gentleman who is the most professional rawdogger the world has ever seen. He is also (Homiesexual) not homosexual and he is a big bald guy with no waves. Help him find his hairline @ 1-800 findmyhairline
"I am your father's brother's nephew's cousin's former roommate"
"And that makes us?"
"Absolutely nothing! Which you are about to become!"
(Quote from Spaceballs)