The Alan

The act of masturbating and trying to ejaculate into your own face.

Steve was masturbating to a video and right when he was about to cum he did "The Alan" and aimed his cock into his own face and shot his load.

The Alan by Alan S. October 2, 2007

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The Alan Parsons Project

Awesome progressive rock group that was a mix of the WAY TOO over-popularized Beatles and very trippy Pink Floyd. Unlike the Beatles, APP is very relaxed and are less happy and have a cooler much less annoying sound to their music. The only similarity would be the vocal sound. They are much like Pink Floyd in their tune and mellowness. They are more in touch with the world than the too-happy Beatles were.

It's a shame that the Alan Parsons Project isn't as popular as the Beatles. They are way better and less annoying.

The Alan Parsons Project by JobesJeebs May 27, 2008

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The Alan Jackson

noun; Scenario when you are with a girl about to hook up and she says she's not ready. This is promptly followed by settling for a burger and/or grape snow cone and dropping said girl off early at her house.

"Dude, I was about to get it in with Clarissa last night after the movie when she pulled The Alan Jackson...I was so mad! I was willing, but she wasn't ready."

The Alan Jackson by moliver130 January 8, 2011

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Alan the Karate Kid

An untamed beast of 1998 that killed the doctor by choking him with his vagina during birth. He now roams the streets of New York. Beware of him, if you see him, he will be swinging himself back and forth on two rails and saying that the best weapons on Earth are bare hands. Sometimes he likes to finger his pets and slurp the slime off his finger. Beware, Alan might be in your room at night, under your bed and with your cat.

Guy One: Did you see that kid?
Guy Two: No, why?
Guy One: He was running around in his underwear trying to finger cats.
Guy Two: What the fuck? He must Alan the Karate Kid.
Guy One: All hail the Karate Overlord

Alan the Karate Kid by Slurpinslime December 9, 2013