Susan, a known spunkard, was seen eating cock at the company luncheon. Robert, our Staff Manager, was heard to exclaim "Looks like we've really landed the Johnson account!"
Someone who is stupid by choice. These people resemble retards in their knowledge of most things, but have a normal functioning brain capacity. Presented with a means of education, they don't accept it. Some psychiatrists say stundards have learning disabilities, 90% of the time it's just a dumb, lazy, good-for-nothing mother fucker.
To be spun out by something that you heard or by something you have had happened to you - but in serious fashion. Like as in absolute shock/speechless at discovering something...
I didn't realise just how popular it was to partake in paraphilia. I mean, I don't know why everyone doesn't, but am spundardered at just how many in fact do!
When I found out that Drop Bears weren't real, I was spundardered….