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Spunkard 

A woman/man who is addicted to the taste/consistency of spunk.
Susan, a known spunkard, was seen eating cock at the company luncheon. Robert, our Staff Manager, was heard to exclaim "Looks like we've really landed the Johnson account!"
Spunkard by Robert Cuntree March 8, 2009
Related Words

Spuntarded 

To be beyond SPUN on methamphetamine; SPUN stupid
Thirty minutes after swallowing a half gram of meth, I was spuntarded !
Spuntarded by Cain Dimitris May 30, 2017

Spuntard 

An English dialect most commonly found in California. Hard to understand for non-speakers.
No one understands me because i speak spuntard.
Spuntard by BGETM November 11, 2009

stundard 

Someone who is stupid by choice. These people resemble retards in their knowledge of most things, but have a normal functioning brain capacity. Presented with a means of education, they don't accept it. Some psychiatrists say stundards have learning disabilities, 90% of the time it's just a dumb, lazy, good-for-nothing mother fucker.

Retards get way more respect than stundards.
Me: I got an A in my trigonometry class, man!
Stundard: I only made it to third grade science. I don't care about that shit.
stundard by Malcolm "M.F" Brown November 25, 2007

Spundardered 

To be spun out by something that you heard or by something you have had happened to you - but in serious fashion. Like as in absolute shock/speechless at discovering something...
I didn't realise just how popular it was to partake in paraphilia. I mean, I don't know why everyone doesn't, but am spundardered at just how many in fact do!

When I found out that Drop Bears weren't real, I was spundardered….
Spundardered by Buntselina November 14, 2011
A mix of sound and standard
Let’s go McDonald’s
“Soundard”
Soundard by DaddyCogle November 18, 2021