Fooner 

A general term for individuals that act like idiots lack common sense, or are making a fool of themself.

May also be used as a variation of Buffoon.

"My friend tried to charge his phone using the microwave, what a Fooner."

Fooner by Seagull_Birb April 14, 2019

fooner 

1. A male underserving of any respect.
2. A fuckup; an idiot; a boner.

I've never understood why Timmy gets all the hot chicks because he's such a fooner.

fooner by TylerW July 8, 2005

Fooner 

foo-nER
The melding of the words "food" and "boner"; becoming lustfully erotic even at the mere thought of food.

Dood, I have such a raging fooner!

Fooner by SentimentalGrinder429 May 31, 2016

Fooner 

An online findom with no ethics who destroys families and childrens lives by happily taking their money. She is dependent on them but her narcissistic ego likes to berate and humiliate the ones sending her money, when in reality she has no worth or self love without them. Much more pathetic than a gooner, since a fooner hides behind a mask to feel powerful but is weak on the inside for needing so many ego trips.

She just tweeted about draining a man’s bank account, effectively making his family wife and kids homeless. Not caring that she caused adolescent trauma, she gets a huge ego boost on how far a man is willing to go, what a fooner

Fooner by Brbrbritscoldinhere May 7, 2024

Fooner

A female gooner. A girl who partakes into reading hardcore dark erotica. Distinct and evolved from gooner due to the lack of shame. Often openly embraces and publicly discusses her particular tastes.

- Kacy is such a weirdo. She likes to recite the Morning Glory Milking Farm by heart!
- Yeah! Such a fooner!

Fooner by KermitThePermit October 13, 2025

fooser 

A foosball player; usually someone who is talented at the game. This definition is common among foosball (table soccer) players in Canada.

Frederico Colignon is the world's best fooser.

fooser by Matrixx Mage June 17, 2009

Foonet 

Hosting company run out of a UPS Store, a tool shed, and the owners basement. Now up and running with the OC-48 and bathroom core router.

toolshed-core02-0-0.foonet.net

Foonet by gotho May 3, 2003