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Fizzle Fucked

When things or situations get messed up with no logical explanation or understanding. Different from a "Cluster Fuck", a situation that is Fizzle Fucked just makes no God damn sense.
For example, when your phone charger works only half the time and never when you really need it the most. You stand there bending the cord back and forth and shaking it like you are trying to raise the dead. Suddenly someone walks by and says, "Son, looks like your charger is Fizzle Fucked."
Fizzle Fucked by Seahawks1300 January 29, 2017
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The Fizz by rainbowking January 18, 2022

Bingley Cloudy Fizz 

Cheap lemonade with copious amounts of jizz and spit in
Dave: Bobby, you cunt! Why did you serve me a Bingley Cloudy Fizz?
Bingley Cloudy Fizz by Greg_the_Smeg February 12, 2019

Plop Plop Fizz Fizz

1) When you take a shit in a glass of soda pop.

2) An old Alka-Seltzer ad campaign.
Stan needed to take a crap badly, but there was no toilet nearby. He improvised with a bucket and 2-liter of Pepsi. He ended up with a Plop Plop Fizz Fizz.
Plop Plop Fizz Fizz by joseph blough February 25, 2022
A unit of measurement (weight in grams) defined as half a gram or (0.5) grams of that sticky-icky herbal goodness. A better alternative to saying “point-five” to your local weed man.
Me: “Ayo Jamie I’m comin to scoop some of that good good off ya in about 20 minutes.”

Jamie the weedman: “Sounds good how much u need?”

Me: “3 p-fizz should do the trick for now”

Jamie: “Bet, cya in 20.”
P-Fizz by snipshowmcgee October 9, 2018
a pro-player good at playing video games, an entertaining gamer/instructor

respected by other gamers

considered a gamer's gamer.
No kidding, every time I watch Fizzor I learn something!
halo video games
Fizzor by Nerfnterf November 16, 2017