Mahomed

When your chances are thinning, yet you somehow break free and beat the odds. Like KC Chiefs QB Patrick Mahomes when he passes the ball despite the pocket closing in and almost getting sacked, scoring yet another touchdown!

“You just got Mahomed!”

“I Mahomed my way out of that situation!”

Mahomed by Kapailliwaiigrl January 30, 2020

myhomedish it 

When you don't feel like cooking or ordering from restaurants, so you order food from your neighbors on MyHomeDish.

Billy: Dude I'm so hungry but I'm feeling lazy

Bart: Dude let's get dominos
Billy: Nah bro, lets myhomedish it; I heard they got dank pizza

myhomedish it by PestoPete March 14, 2021

Patrick Mahomes 

The quarter back for the Kansas City Chiefs. Some people compare this specimen to god. Also know for having a very strong arm. This nigga also sounds like Kermit the frog.

Example:
Dude1: Yoooo I just saw Patrick Mahomes!
Dude2: Dont you mean GOD...
Dude1: Totaly Dude
Dude2: Dude
Dude1: Dude

Patrick Mahomes by Mr.dudewitadude,Dude January 23, 2019

mahtomedi 

Mahtomedi is a small town in Minnesota. It is located on a lake where everyone has boats and just another place to party. Where everyone is pretty much loaded and live in huge houses. Teens party in fields of their friends houses. Parents all know and dont care too much that we all go drinking because good chance they did it when they were younger and lived here.

if you live in mahtomedi going to the high bridge, fairy falls, the boomsite or anyones field is a normal place to have a party.

mahtomedi by maht July 28, 2008

Hasbulla Magomedov 

noun
A God-King. He has been sent by the sentinels themselves to bring peace and prosperity to this terra firma. Often classified with a GHD, he actually prefers his understated size to gain advantage on any threat.

Recently accepted the position of Minister of Agriculture in Россия in honor of his love for chocolate covered strawberries.

Currently, he is training for the world heavyweight title against Abdu Rozik.

Hobbies include the Namibian National Cricket Team, Space Invaders, as well as extreme couponing.

"Have you seen the news recently? There is this little dwarf in Russia".
"No my friend, that is Hasbulla Magomedov. The Omen has returned to its creation".

Hasbulla Magomedov by KolossalKraut June 2, 2021

Patrick Mahomes 

Father of Josh Allen

Omg it's Patrick mahomes. He is Josh Allens Father.

Patrick Mahomes by The_Lord69 February 1, 2022

Mahomesian 

adj; referring to any and everything in the manner of NFL Quarterback Patrick Mahomes

Typically ridiculously good as well as impressive

The way that (insert player) played today was, dare I say, Mahomesian.

The lawyer's hail mary attempt to convict were, dare I say, Mahomesian.

It must have taken a Mahomesian effort to get laid after you drunkenly called that broad the wrong name, dare I say...

Remy Mahomesianly orchestrated Gusteau's kitchen, crafting the, dare I say, perfect meal to critic Anton Ego in the famous Disney classic Ratatouille.

After a long night of drinking, my shaft rose Mahomesianly to get the job done.

I was laying paralyzed in the hospital, when the nurse's sponge bath inspired a Mahomesian sized erection, the likes of which she had never seen.

Mahomesian by Droppingdimes123 September 28, 2020