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Up A Dress 

If you really like someone you can say you up a dress them then with a number saying how much you like them
Barry I Up A Dress You 1000
Up A Dress by Wang Dangler890 March 17, 2019

National dress up as a maid day

National dress up as a maid day is celebrated on July 14th, where you gather all your friends and dress up as maids
Ken: hey bigchungus69, let’s dress up as maids today for National dress up as a maid day ;))

I want to dress up like a clown and have sex with children and kill them

I want to dress up like a clown and have sex with children and kill them
I want to dress up like a clown and have sex with children and kill them

Dressing Up A Chair 

A simile used to describe a thoroughly useless, unproductive endeavor.
Justin’s new proposal was as useless as dressing up a chair.

3 dressed up as a 9 

on a scale of one to ten, a woman who actually would rate a three presenting superficially as if she were a nine.
"Well you can say what you like
Be what you wanna be
You can suit yourself, baby
But you don't suit me

You're just a 3 dressed up as a 9,
you're only wasting my time."

-Trooper
3 dressed up as a 9 by Figleaf23 January 1, 2009

6 dressed up as a 9

Someone who dresses up and takes nice pics on facebook or when they go out, but they look like all hell when the lights come on.
Ok, you're out at the club and you meet a girl who seems like a 9... but she's really a 6 dressed up as a 9. Mathematically a 6 out of 10. You see her again not dressed up and the only thing she's left with is her dignity.

Not to be confused with 69, good from far, far from good.