Dick's smoothie and adoption center 

The absolute best best place to go if you want a slave labored and a smoothie at the same time

person 1: I want a slave labored child and a thick and creamy cocoNUT milk
Person 2: Then go to Dick's smoothie and adoption center

Dick's smoothie and adoption center by Dick's smoothies_official March 11, 2020

Smoothie Slap 

A smoothie slap is when a person randomly or purposfully walks up to someone holding a smoothie and Slaps it right out of their hand, then says:

"When the FUCK did we get ice cream!?"

Double points if your smoothie drechnes a hot girl with a t-shirt on.

So I walked up to this self rightious preppy kid on a colledge campus and Smoothie slapped him right in front of his hot tennis playing girl friend!

Smoothie Slap by Mad frenchman in London July 27, 2010

smoothie surprise 

when you inject ice cream into a lover's ass and then proceed to fuck said lover in the ass. After finishing, have them squeeze the well mixed product out into a cup. Bon appetite.
*Often times may include blood and shit...

I enjoy making a smoothie surprise, but i don't particularly enjoy drinking it.

smoothie surprise by a blake October 16, 2008

Hot fish smoothie 

When a woman has a fermented vaginal infection, oozing out a warm, stinky substance

Aidan: Bro, this girl I was with last night had the worst hot fish smoothie
Wilson: What the hell is a hot fish smoothie?
Aidan: Ya know, when her cooch is all warm and stinky and sticky

Hot fish smoothie by HotFishSmoothie April 13, 2021

Sex Smoothie 

The smoothie you get your roommate when their life is interrupted by your sex life.

Sorry for waking you up this morning... here's a sex smoothie.

Sex Smoothie by shayshay0812 February 26, 2018

Durian Smoothie 

The name of a sus individual who will not show up for any group meetings nor help the team while everyone is dying in the trenches. A Durian Smoothie is the definition of a shitty teammate. This person knows everything and can carry your team to victory but refuses to do anything to help the team. Durian Smoothie only shows up to meetings where the professor is present because he is an "ass kisser" according to the rest of the team. If you ever have a Durian Smoothie on your team; your in for hella shit talk on the side and will probably build friendships built off of exposing the Durian Smoothie.

Q: It's been an hour where is he, we can't figure out this financial modeling?
A: He's probably a Durian Smoothie. They don't ever show up to meetings nor help you. He's an "ass kisser" fasho.

Durian Smoothie by mallary1117 February 22, 2021

Tomato Smoothie

Ejaculating into a woman while she's menstruating, then collecting the semen/blood mixture into a cup and drinking it.

"Yo man, this chick was a freak! We were at her high school prom and she wanted to give me a Tomato Smoothie!"

Tomato Smoothie by Rhad November 28, 2009