Depresito 

A form of extreme depression that is expressed through a melodic manner similar to the "song" Despacito. Those affected will make fun of it as they get closer and closer to the pitch blackness of the void.

-Bro, are you ok? You don't seem so well...
-Welp, I got Depresito! Get it?! De-pre-sito?! HAHAHAHAheheahaAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA. (laughter turning into a burst of crying, then into a scream aimed towards the bastard god that put him in that miserable world)

Depresito by Reality fabric handler March 12, 2019

depresito 

It's when you are bored out of your mind ad jus act as a plant, but people think you are depressed.

Bro, yesterday was so boring. I was totally depresito.

depresito by dzo mofo May 1, 2020

Post-Series Depression

Also known as PSD.

It is the sadness felt after reading or watching a really long series or story. The bitter feeling when you know the journey is over, but you don't want it to end.

It is the longing for the words on the pages to move for you like they did the first time you read them. When you didn't know what the next paragraph held and the world in which the characters found themselves was entirely without limit. Because any time you re-read the story, you know that they aren't free to roam anywhere like they were before. They are stuck in a cart on a track and all you can hope for is to notice something about the scene you didn't before, and to just try to relive those feelings you had the first time around.

But it will never be quite the same.

This can apply to any series; be it a book series, TV series, an anime, comic, or even movie. The effects can also be felt after completing a stand alone piece that is not necessarily part of a series, although this isn't as common as PSD derives from the attachment one has to the story's characters.

Effects include, but are not limited to:
• A state depression or sadness
• The inability to start another story
• The need to rewatch/reread
• Excessively projecting felt love towards the internet
• Creating fan fiction

> Man, I'm so sad.
- What's up?
> I just finished watching Avatar: The Last Airbender. I feel like I lost a group of imaginary friends. :(
- Yeah, sounds like you've got post-series depression. I felt the same after Harry Potter. It'll pass in a few days. . .

Post-Series Depression by prettyCoolGuy July 6, 2012

Post-Nut Depression 

The sensation of absolute hopelessness and disgust that is experienced after one has busted a nut

Dude I just blew my load and I'm having the worst case of post-nut depression right now

Post-Nut Depression by Pastalino January 8, 2017

Fake depression 

Teenagers who post on their stories vhs edited Simpson videos playing music and writing "pls kll me"

Send me the vhs edit, I need to show everyone my fake depression

Fake depression by Slimajack January 5, 2019

Post Hardon Depression

Not to be confused with "Post Pardum Depression" which is a serious medical condition requiring treatment, "Post Hardon Depression" generally passes on it's own. It occurs for a man, following sex when he is left with that feeling of ennui, so well expressed in the Peggy Lee song, "Is That All There Is?"

Seeing Farquar's long face, George asks, 'What happen...you look like your dog just died?' Farquar replies, 'No, nothing like that, I just had great sex with my girlfriend, but now have Post Hardon Depression.' George, replies, 'Oh man, I feel your pain.'

Post Hardon Depression by LaughingAloud June 15, 2010

Post-Endgame Depression Syndrome 

That despondent, can't get out of bed, don't want to watch another Marvel movie again, feeling you get after seeing Avengers: Endgame and knowing that the original Marvel Cinematic Universe Saga has come to an end.

I could barely wake up for work Friday morning after seeing the new Avengers movie. The Post-Endgame Depression Syndrome is really hitting me hard.

Post-Endgame Depression Syndrome by Frvnk Jveger April 26, 2019