yourmomtic 

Describes a situation, where the saying "your mom" is suitable

A:Timmy says he got a good blow job yesterday.

B:That's yourmomtic!

yourmomtic by Albacookie April 8, 2015

Yourmomistan

A fat country whose major import is mansauce. Major trade industries are snowballing and teabagging. Clergy should be alert when traveling to Yourmomistan as many incidents of bishop bashing have been reported. Yourmomistan is easily accessible by train, as the Cleveland Steamer runs through there regularly.

Come to Yourmomistan! When you're there, come again!

Yourmomistan by bigtrick October 30, 2006

Yourmomism 

The belief that everything was created by your mom.

... She got around.

Yourmomism:
Finally, an explanation.

Yourmomism by Waka waka Om nom nom January 6, 2011

yourmomitis 

a disease deeply affecting the brain and mouth as a result of one saying too many "your mom" jokes.

Cassidy - "Doctor! Doctor! Something is wrong with me!"
Doctor - "What seems to be the problem?"
Cassidy - "Your mom's a problem!"
Doctor - "Oh no.. it seems you have a rare case of yourmomitis.."

yourmomitis by your mom has a fake name September 6, 2011

Yourmomium 

The largest, densest, thickest, fattest element on the periodic table.

Symbol Ym, common isotopes include Ym-21 and Ym-69

1- My favorite element? Yourmomium...
2- If you react Ym, yourmomium with Yd, yourdadium, you might be lucky and get Kd, kidium!
3- Yourmomium is the heaviest element known to man, and is so heavy, even one atom is too much to carry...
4- Yourmomium makes great cookies...

Yourmomium by SCIENCE, YOU FOOL October 25, 2017

yourmomisthebombinmythong 

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'yourmomisthebombinmythong' Said my friend

yourmomisthebombinmythong by imhotterthanhotandyourenot February 19, 2019

Yourmoming

Yourmoming is when you're doing something but you don't want to specify what you are doing

Rowan: What are you doing?
Charles: Yourmoming
Rowan; What's that? What's yourmoming?
Charles: something....S

Yourmoming by milcu727272 December 6, 2022