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A). An idiot former starsiege player and egotistical no-talent wussy boy.
B). Your basic all around loser that has no friends because he's a jackass.
Velax is a jackass!
velax by Kitty December 4, 2003
Related Words
VPLAX velax vlax VPLPXDTM
I play this game like velax.
velax by Anonymous July 20, 2003
omg ure so the velax of the week....
velax by uknowwhohunny July 23, 2003
Can't play Battlefield 1942 for crap.

Refer to Newbie, n00b, n00bah etc.
OMG another Velax.
velax by Anonymous July 20, 2003
Someone who bears any sort of resemblence to Poulkeria (The vlakas) Gounari. They are human beings suffering from severely low IQ and chronical stupidity.
Pauline stop being a vlax
vlax by DickBigNick April 11, 2019

VPLPXDTM 

Basically the worst insult a Panamanian can say to you. Stands for "Vete pa la pinga xuxa de tu madre" which roughly translates to "fuck off motherfucker".
-Compa tus hojaldras con salchicha guisá están en verga.
-VPLPXDTM.
VPLPXDTM by anonymous February 20, 2025