too ready 

When girls be so eager to have sex that they have surpassed being a hoe and graduated to being too ready.

"You see Keisha eating that banana on Instagram?"
"Yaaaas girl, she too ready"

too ready by Hollaleezi January 17, 2015

Too On/Too Ready 

When a person is overly excited about something; being first in line to eat, a date, get drunk, get high, etc... Should only be used before the occasion takes place or at the exact moment it begins. The purpose is to make fun of someone for being overly excited.

Joann was too on/too ready for her rendezvous with Stan that she showed up early. "She's too ready!!" Bill was too on to smoke that blunt, he coonfingered it up! Jim was too on for the concert that he got wasted beforehand and passed out before it even started!

Too On/Too Ready by KEENEST July 22, 2016

I'm Too Young And Not Ready 

A cause under the thuggizzle cares umbrella founded by hip hop artist and community philanthropist thuggizzle. Spreading awareness about teenage pregnancy helps young girls understand the importance of waiting.

Thuggizzle has an outreach program called I'm Too Young And Not Ready for teenagers who get pregnant.

I'm Too Young And Not Ready by He ain't through with me yet April 5, 2019

Don't read too much into this

As in, don't get the wrong idea, I'm not interested.

Don't read too much into this, it's three in the morning but I don't anything intimate.

Don't read too much into this by Fleurdelissa March 5, 2011

the center for kids who cant read good and want to learn how to do other stuff good too 

a place to help kids

owned by: Derek Zoolander

MUGATU: i present to you... THE DEREK ZOOLANDER CENTER FOR KIDS WHO CAN'T READ GOOD! (unveils a model of the center for kids who cant read good and want to learn how to do other stuff good too)

DEREK: ..what is this?! a center for ants?!?! how can we be expected to teach children how to read if they can't even fit inside the building?!

the center for kids who cant read good and want to learn how to do other stuff good too by 2 cool girl August 2, 2011

Too long didn't read

A generic, and sometimes humorous, reply to someone who took way too much time describing something, while the description would've been sufficiently clear and complete with less words. The term is both used by impatient kids when they can't concentrate long enough to read more then two sentences, and the more intelligent generation-X poster when the "long post" in question could've been described just as well, but much shorter, this comment can be taken either way.

Also a reply to long, attention-whorey spam topics.

Politically Involved Chap: (long rant about the state of affairs in the presidential houses of middle-west Europe)
Nooblet455: OMG TOO LOGN DIDNT READ!1

SpamClown69: (Long rant about rubber duckies and why he loves to rub his genitals with them)
MatureFolk: Too long, didn't read. Idiot.

Too long didn't read by Grey December 20, 2004

Too long didn't read

Too long. The correct usage is TL;DR.

OP: *Insert original post here*
Reply1: Too long didn't read.
Reply2: ^ TL;DR

Too long didn't read by Coffa October 6, 2006