Kermit 

Another word for committing suicide

If you are trying to find a more subtle way to announce your future death or simply a cry for help try using this word in front of your teachers and colleagues.

I’m kermitting sewersuade.

I’m gonna Kermit and blame the school system.

Kermit by anonymous October 29, 2018

Kermit 

The legendary but also older than your grandma puppet-on-a-string frog who is often found drinking some Lipton tea and killing himself

Bystander: OMG Kermit's finna jump off that skyscraper!

Bystander 2: Again?

Kermit by Zaniel December 20, 2017

kermit 

Kermit- a person with someone else's hand deep enough up their puppet hole to move their mouth.

Don't worry, that Kermit is just a corporate stooge.

I am sick of all the Kermit politicians.

kermit by Doc Dro November 1, 2015

kermit 

A guy who likes fat women and knows how to treat them with respect.

Only a true kermit would go out of his way to find a comfortable chair for his fat girlfriend.

kermit by stan_der_man March 3, 2010

Kermit 

A mexican frog who always wears a sombrero and talks in the worst accent I've ever heard in my life. He has a best friend named señor Oso who has brown fur also wears a sombrero.

Kermit and Oso go out friday nights and gets back at 7 am.

Kermit by JuiceMan30 February 25, 2019

Kermit 

The savior of all life; once every full moon a animal or human sacrifice must be made to him by holding the sacrifice in the middle of a circular room while someone runs around yelling their praises to him

“Oh dear lord Kermit we give our thanks for this meal”

Kermit by Kotakiddo June 28, 2018

Kermit 

A amusing charecter that is green and is really cool. Loves 🥐

Kermit is gay

Kermit by Kermitlover2000 March 8, 2019