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The best guy you'll ever meet! He's sweet, caring, smart, awesome and he has the best personality! He's sensitive, but good with the ladies. He's good at computers, but terrible at singing! He's fun, and the life of the party. He's the best brother, and a real viking!
Erik: What's that screeching noise?
EM: Oh that's Anker singing.
Erik: Oh no not again!
EM: Yeah but at least he's got a good sense of style
Anker by dumblydorr December 3, 2018
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A male who likes to screw anks.
"Dude where the fuck is Charley?"
"Probably banging Lizzy..."
"Sick, that mean hes an anker!"
Anker by Rejected lunch table April 18, 2009
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Anker is the best guy you'll ever meet! He's sweet, caring, fun and he gives the best hugs! He's sensitive, but he knows his ways with the ladies. He's the best brother, and he's the life of the party! He's good with computers, but he's a terrible singer!!! On the other hand, you couldn't ask for a better boyfriend<3
Erik: What's that terrible screeching noise?
EM: Oh that's Anker. He's singing.
Erik: Oh no! MY EARS MY EARS
EM: Yeah. But at least he's got a good sense of style
Anker by dumblydorr December 3, 2018
The best technology accessory company. I like to scratch a W before the anker logo to make it look like wanker.
My anker power bank can charge my MacBook Pro, iPhone 16 and anything else at 100W
Anker=Kanker
Onker=1/2 Kanker
Inker=1/4 Kanker
Deze ANKER jager heeft mijn inker onker knie geraakt!

Kanker=cancer (commonly used as fuck or to ridiculesomeone)
Anker by Boernoeng January 4, 2026

boat anker 

when a motor does not run or runs horribly, it's called a boat anker because all it's worth is its weight in metal.
my car motor wont start even after it was completely rebuilt, well i guess you've got a boat anker!
boat anker by r/c_flyer April 15, 2011
Rough, smooth, sexy, sensible, a blue eyed bad boy with good intention .
Everyone needs a D.anker on speed dial.
D.anker by Slaa December 15, 2021