Donkus 

He has an extremely large penis, tall but fucking dopey! Gday Mate How Ya Goin!

Donkus was just inside your mum

Donkus by Travis Cobbledick June 3, 2019

donkus 

penis of above average size, that is used as tool to awake sleeping/passed out male friends and in some cases family members. A donkus is usually known all too well by the group of friends that it is associated with. Despite it's bad reputation and over-exposure it is an important part of the group dynamic and always "up" for a good laugh.

"Dude the Donkus woke up P-Dizzle again, I think P-Dizzle is starting to like it."

donkus by Muff Dawg May 14, 2006

Donkus 

A simple minded meathead. Similar in stature to the lummox, but not without positive qualities. Often kept in a group for the hi-jinx that his nature naturally brings about.
Meshes well with the dingus.

"Hey Duder, is Bartholomew a retardo or what?"

"Nah, bruh, that donkus is the balls! I didnt know what giggles were til he came thru"

"Skittles. Wanna grab a fish taco?"

"Nah, but i bet you a foreskin that donkus grabs Darlas taco before we tuck in."

"Don't degrade women, Jessup."

Donkus by SkillMarson February 29, 2016

Donkus 

Donkus is a word to describe somebody when they do a really stupid thing. It is commonly used against males, but it can be used against some females.

Mike: Jon, did you fuck the dog again?
Jon: Yeah Mike, why?
Mike: Jon, you Donkus! you weren’t supposed to?
Jon: Too late now.

Donkus by P. Orno February 20, 2019

donkus poncus

When you receive a dm from a girl asking for a dick pick and refusing. About an hour later she dm's your friend saying you were dating for a year, even though you have a girl friend, and you are also transgender.

This girl asked for a dic pic but it turned into a donkus poncus.

donkus poncus by bluooooooooooop September 16, 2020

hoffle donkus

An ingrown hair on the asshole.

Jordon, you're a Hoffle Donkus

hoffle donkus by Hoffledonkus May 8, 2015

Dankus Memus 

The part of your brain right behind your frontal lobe that is responsible for the creation of dank memes.

Jim, I'm sorry to say that your dankus memus is not longer functioning properly. You can no longer create dank memes.

Dankus Memus by Ploooterman November 26, 2016