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Prostciutto 

Dried cured ham made from a pig that has mainly been fed on dead prostitutes. Case in point the pigs kept on the Robert "Willie" Pickton farm of Port Coquitlam, British Columbia.
This ham tastes vaguely of carck and cigarette butts, is it a prostciutto?
Prostciutto by Victor Wagg October 30, 2010
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Prosticution 

I looked up with a tinder girl and she had her own electrified strap on. I'm so glad she was in to prosticution.
Prosticution by Dr.Greenthumb2891 September 2, 2019

prosticutor 

A legal zealot who either poses as a "customer" in order to entrap streetwalkers so that said zealot can subsequently press illegal-propositioning charges against them, or offers sexual favors to court-personnel and/or plaintiffs/defendants in exchange for their "cooperative" testimony or other ethically-questionable actions.
I try to avoid legal entanglements at all costs, since I know that there are so many prosticutors out there.
prosticutor by QuacksO November 24, 2017