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dumbphoning

When a person with an outdated smartphone, compromises their life to work around the phone’s limitations.
"This guy on the train was dumbphoning so hard that the whole carriage could hear him getting dumped through his busted speaker phone."
dumbphoning by chepsyd January 31, 2019
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dumbphone 

(n) Opposite of smartphone. A cellphone which has little or no advanced features such as a large, bright screen, or applications such as Email and Web browsing.
Cingular wanted to sell me a $399 Pocket PC with an $80-a-month unlimited voice and data contract, but I told them to stick it. I bought a free-after-rebate dumbphone instead.
dumbphone by flyingfish November 25, 2006

dumbphone 

Opposite of a smartphone. Generally has lower specs than a smartphone in terms of screen size, wireless connectivity, storage space etc. However the critical differentiator is that there is no development environment that allows any third party applications to be installed (other than java midlets which are very limited). Manufacturers and networks call them 'feature phones'.

This is a near-exhaustive list of smartphone OSes. If a phone doesn't use something on this list it is probably a dumbphone:

* Android
* Window Mobile
* iPhone
* Blackberry
* Palm OS
* Symbian
All Nokia S40 phones are dumbphones.
dumbphone by timmmm3d March 30, 2010

dumbphone 

A phone that can only call or text.
For some dumbphones, maybe not even text.
dumbphone by A cup of potato juice February 18, 2013

dumbstoned 

dumbstoned — when you are so Stoned, you go dumb🤪 so you are #dumbstoned #couchlocked
Hey I am so dumbstoned right now, I can’t even get up. Lol
dumbstoned by MelissaMJ48 April 16, 2019
A phonk genre song that's so horrible it makes your ears bleed.
1: Yo, I made some fire phonk beats yesterday.
2: That's not phonk. That's dumbphonk.
dumbphonk by quattrotire May 19, 2020