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vagina desertificationifier 

The male equivalent of a Bonerkill; a male who causes the complete and utter eradication of any positive sexual feelings in a woman's vagina, causing the inside of the vagina to become drier, or in extreme cases, become on par with a desert in terms of (lack of) humidity.
"Hey, you hear about that new guy?"

"Yeah, I've seen him before, I wouldn't touch him with a ten-foot pole, he's a total vagina desertificationifier.

desertification 

Creation of expanding deserts by human activity. Normally by human wanton destruction, mismanagement, industrialization, development, clearing out forest areas. Climate change without investment in water projects that would help bring ecological stability.
Human activities without regard to Earth ecological balance is causing the desertification of the planet.
desertification by 1OldGeek April 16, 2016

defatification 

Losing a shit ton of weight in a short period of time and being a supreme badass for it because you didn't lose a bet as a result.
I lost 90 pounds in 8 months and did not lose my bet to a douche bag. That is the ultimate defatification.

Depenification 

The cutting off of someone's reproductive organ (male).
Holy crap that depenification spoon is nasty.

Desexification 

Taking something that's sexy and making it un-sexy. The reverse of sexification, the act of making something sexy, and resexification, the act of making something that was formerly sexy sexy once again.
The desexification of the Green M&M is the most major problem our society has faced since WWII.
Desexification by green_m&m_simp January 26, 2022

Deratification 

The removal of rats from a location.
Yo let’s de-rat this whole place. It’s time to deRat-ify Conditions really improved after the deratification of the place.
Deratification by MrRatKiller June 22, 2023