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Riverboatin' 

Going to a public place (bar/beach,etc) and walking around checking out all the fine ladies and starring at their assets with your boys trailing right behind you.
Scotty and his boys were riverboatin' all night long till they found some beaut's to talk to.
Riverboatin' by riverboat27 October 9, 2009

Mad Riverish 

The phenomenon when a recent college graduate acts extremely douchie at a bar by pretending to be way too cool. Named after a douchie bar in a large Midwestern city.
"Hey Matt, did you see those five clowns standing in the corner of the bar acting all Mad Riverish? Those jokers graduated from college like 5 minutes ago and now they are acting like their shit don't stink. What a bunch of lame 30k millionaires."

Rivering 

Verb; The act of flipping your coat over your head while making a sad face like a pouty little bitch. Made famous by quarterback Phillip Rivers, think of it as his version of tebowing!
Did you see Earl? He's in the corner Rivering cause I've been smashing him all day in Madden!
Rivering by Mellow D January 13, 2014

Riverhood 

a town on Long Island (actually called Riverhead) that was pronounced very wrongly by a ghetto volleyball team
person: "what team are you playing?"
other person: "Riverhood…sounds so ghetto"
me: "More ghetto than your education?"
Riverhood by luceyrae July 24, 2014

Riverworker

A Riverworker is defined as: "One who works in, at, near or with anything pretaining to, or knowing of a river or any body of water know as a river. Riverworker's skills and tasks vary by location, age, and favorite types of music or cliental." This means that the jobs a Riverworker may be asked to undertake may be those that require gloves and boots, those requiring a keen intelect, and whitty banjo tune, to jobs requiring soft hands and smooth hair.
The tools that a Riverworker is required to be familiar with include: Hammer (with or without "shockblock"), Pick-ax, Ice-Pick,Can opener, Emeryboard, Mirror, Dredge machine, eye-lash curler, boxing gloves, riding-crop, Stop-watch, abbacus, Draw knife, Snowshoes, jack-hammer, and occasionally a forklift.
Riverworker is a term that is still quite taboo, and has been since the first River worker Kelsie Harnir made her work known in the late 1930's. Many people that hear the term used are confused of its origin, and therefore its true meaning, but im sure that this definition will help spread some light on this time-honered, and much needed line of work. March on Riverworkers, March on, hold your hammers high, and may your stockings never run.
"Fishnet Stockings, a lantern in one hand and a Wood-File in the other, the Riverworker's job is a toilsome one"

riverboatin 

Going to a public place (bar/beach,etc) and walking around checking out all the fine ladies and staring at their assets with your boys trailing right behind you.
Scotty and his boys were riverboatin' all night long till they found some beaut's to talk to.
riverboatin by Riverboat27 September 21, 2009