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Ricky Lake was a Mampee most of her life
Mampee by epitome1978 November 10, 2009
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Mlamp mampi Mamp mampire mampi swift mampo MLAM mlarp Mpamphs Mpampis
Acronym standing for My Life's A Mess.

Often used when you realise your whole life is a mess.

Common symptoms include: sense of unconfidence, anxiousness, insecurity and/or mad ragrets.

Rarely does anything change after the realisation.
Sean: My car is having problems again, MLAM.

James: I just got cheated on by my girlfriend.... MLAM

Charles: My mom walked in on me fapping like a mofo, MLAM!
MLAM by Porquey February 20, 2018

Mamparra 

An Afrikaans expression:
a Mamparra is an idiot or stupid person.
Typically used in reference to bad drivers.
It also describes an inferior product or service.
"The mamparra at the call centre couln't even pronounce my name, SMITH Mamparra Smith!"

"The mamparra in the Minibus cut me off."

"The mamparra in the Minibus stopped right in the middle of the main road to let passengers out"

"That is not a phone, it is just some Mamparra plastic with buttons and a sim card"
Mamparra by Gedagte January 17, 2012
Dark skinned person, Ermolaos' right hand, mafia boss, clean from drugs (except potpourri). Unlike Ermolaos, he prefers to have seggs with women of appropriate age(>12). Always carrying his AK. You dont wanna mess with a Mpamphs.
Person 1: Be careful guys. Mpamphs i coming
Person 2: *heart attack*
Mpamphs: Ez
Mpamphs by ErmolaosToG April 14, 2021
South African slang for a buffoon or a fool.
Julius Malema is the biggest mampara ever, followed closely by Jacob Zuma
Mampara by Lolbzzz March 22, 2010
It´s an expression used in mexico, its ussually used to refer to a gay man.
Hey dont dress like that!, u look like a mampo.
mampo by Hector Matus September 25, 2006