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When someone is so dumb they would even be considered a retard in Whoville.
"Oh my god, Christie, that apple is SO green and shiny!"
"Damnit, Billy, you're such a hootard."
Hootard by Marilyn and Tori July 17, 2007
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Holotard 

A person who is obsessed with vtubers and vstreamers, especially the ones working for the world-famous vtuber agency Hololive
I_Follow_Shark_Ladies227 is a Holotard. He only posts vtuber-related content on his Twitter.
Holotard by Bogdan Narut May 23, 2022

Homotard 

Another derogatory word for somebody that is lame.

Somebody that is so fucking gay and retarded that there is only one word for that and it is homotard.
I told you no mustard you fucking homotard, can you ever get my fucking order right?
Homotard by Beckie B. November 2, 2008
The state of being both a ho and a retard.
Damn, girl, you're a fucking hotard!
hotard by Anomaly July 18, 2005

hooktard 

Noun:
A profoundly stupid prostitute. Contraction of "hooker" and "retard"
I called an escort service last night. The girl they sent was such a hooktard! She couldn't find my hotel, then she couldn't count the money right and thought I shorted her, then she forgot the condoms!
hooktard by bobber222 August 29, 2012
a person who is mentally handicapped, yet still a hoe.
Man that kid in special ed is a Hoetard.
hoetard by HannahHoetard November 25, 2007