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You fat bald bastard! 

Scout tearing a new one into Heavy in the video "Heavy is a Millennial" by ItalianNinja on YouTube.
(Scout) Next time eat a salad. YOU FAT BALD BASTARD! YOU PIECE OF SUB-HUMAN TRASH! TWO THOUSAND YEARS OF CONSTANT HUMAN EVOLUTION TO MAKE A HAIRLESS FU-

you fat bitch

a term used when you want to call someone a fat bitch

You fat biffer 

Someone eating or aquiring comically large and/or frequent amounts of food, or appearing to do so.
Must be said with a south-west english accent (Cornwall, Devon, etc.)
Only works with the 'You' at the front, and only happens with 'You' and 'Bif' on one note, and 'fat'and 'fer' on a higher one.
There's no real emphasis anywhere, and it's deadpan despite the humourous intent.
"4 pints. And a pie."
"You fat biffer."
You fat biffer by davev July 15, 2005

you fat slimely smellty ugly exposed moldy baloney 

A roast meant to expose someone and destroy their career
Me: You fat slimely smellty ugly exposed moldy baloney.

You: I'm sowwy fo hurting yo feewings, I will never do it again...

you fat fuck 

"fat fuck" when used endearingly to reference a specific person.
Fuck you, you fat fuck!, I love you! Let's fuck!
you fat fuck by Bad C dev July 25, 2021

Empty the fucking packet onto your table you fat ugly bitch 

What you simply have to say to the overweight, psoriatic bitch in the office who takes crisps out of the packet individually, annoying everyone else in the building, instead of emptying them all out and turning ten minutes of irritating rattling into about 3 seconds.
Empty the fucking packet onto your table you fat ugly bitch. Better still, stop eating crisps altogether you hideous mountain of lard.